nov 25th

i know i have had internet issues but seriously that is almost a month..... i suck

ok here we go for a quicky

one i just turned 25 and the same day was 4 weeks until my son is born.... god did i feel old... but in a good way.
i am 25 years old and i have a beautiful wife nice home son on the way... i feel good abotu where i am in life.... could use a higher paying job but then again who couldn't right..... well bill gates i think is ok... bastard

also Jerry O'Connell is an underrated actor

and screw you fox stop canceling all of joss wedon's shows.... bastards..

Christmas is coming Christmas is coming yippy

i am thirsty....

so i cannot promise to blog more in the new year but i can promise that when i do, it will have alot of new baby humor in it..... yay poop jokes

cause i will probably not blog before christmas merry Christmas to all

p.s. i can't wait till my lil lach ness monster shows up :D

what the F#@K is the internet

i will be internet-less for a couple of days (until Tuesday sometime) as i am switching from Rogers to Bell... we are also swithcing over our phone and tv so i will be getting a new phone number and tv package... luckily we own the pvr not rent it so we will have cable up to when they cut us off... which should be Sunday... and have new tv back on Tuesday morning....its all very exciting

couple of quick notes to hold off my adoring fans

watch TURTLES FOREVER it is amazing lol

also watch Star trek... if you can get past sylar as spock (which i must say is not easy) then you are set

one month until Christmas.... are you ready... i'm not.. but almost... and less then a month until my birthday.... buy me lots of purdy gifts lol kidding

phlem does the body good

so here is the update on life of andrew... hey wait... don't leave...... it will be interesting i assure you.... hopefully

anywho.. big news first according to the doctor me and my wife are having a baby boy... his name will be Lachlan William Viger... and he won't be aweSOME he will be aweLOT!!!

this has been interesting bit of information as we were (for some reason) convinced we were having a girl (no one tell him). also we have been able to buy some non green and yellow clothes... it is making it all the more real... i am having a son :)

also we had our first pre-natal class.... kind of a let down as we spent half the class .... meditating... we figured they would be talking about breathing and all that but our teacher is a meditation specialist or something and we will be focusing ALOT on breathing and going to a happy place so my wife doesn't notice she is pushing out a human being.... yeah right ok

we were also disappointed to find out that there is no hospital tour (which was a main factor in signing up for this thing in the first place) they actually give you a dvd of the hospital tour ... so very personal.... then you have to bring the dvd back..... yeah they don't even let you keep it... not like anyone would want to but still.

also Christmas is coming.... i know this because i have a Christmas tree up in my living room... we weren't going to put it up yet, but we were doing other decorating and we needed to know how big it was going to be so we could plan around it.... so up it went... and it is freagin huge... nice though lights already on it and if we want... it spins.... we do not want... but still cool

oh and my ankle is puffy.... and hurty..... but getting better. i twisted it at work on saturday, that cupled with this cold that seems to be on the way out has made everything slow going. god bless cough medication (especially the night time ones)

I SEE SNUFFLEUPAGUS PEOPLE!!

thats right... 40 years of sesame street as of today.... thats 40 years of big bird but only 24 years of elmo.... that annoying red little guy.

as much as sesame street has influfanced everyone who grew up since 1969 i mostly want to talk about puppets.... that's right puppets.

I FREAKIN LOVE PUPPETS.... and not in any kinda creepy way. i just love them ... the muppets were my favorite when i was growing up, i just enjoy them and i don't know why. Maybe it is because (as far as i know) i never had an imaginary friend and i always wanted one... i tried but none of them would be my friend. stuck up imaginary people...

anywho for what ever reason i have a deep appreciation for puppets... there is a skill to it too that should not be over looked. its really an art, creating characters and making them move so that you can almost believe they are real.

continuation of the suck

apparently i didn't vent my anger enough for some peoples liking so here it goes

What i hate about vampires:

mainly what i hate is this trend that vampires can be your friend, boyfriend, cuddle bunny, or what ever. mostly with twilight and the vampire diaries, look vampires are sexy because they are dangerous and forbidden, if you make them so damn accessible they will loose there charm. so make some damn scary vampire shows/movies and do it now.

as for Edward cullen, your moody emo and you freakin sparkle.. what is up with that?

vampires are not your friends.. you do NOT date them, you kill them. end of story.

the next vampire story i want to see the vampires should be the bad guys, and us humans should be killing them.

now i just ranted about how i hate good vampires, but i am going to talk about some good vampires that i like.

Angel and Spike, from Buffy the Vampire slayer.

Now angel was the first so i will start with him.

Angel was a good vampire but not by his choice, he was cursed with a soul so he had to feel every death he ever caused. it was a bad thing to be the good vampire, he spent decades wallowing in self pity, and the rest of the time trying to atone for his sin's he is the tragic hero in full swing.

but better than him (and yes i said better) is spike. spike was an evil vampire and a friend to angelus (evil angel) and his journey to being a good vampire was much different.

it started with a chip... computer not potato, put into his brain to stop him from hurting humans. he had to survive on pig and donated blood. after a while he missed the action and the fight, and in this he found his chip could allow him to hit demons and vampires and the like, one step in the right direction
the he fell in love, with buffy (who i must say is not worthy of all the people who seem to fall in love with her in that show) so with this new found love he eventually wanted to make him self a better person, someone buffy could love back, so he took part in the demon trials, and when he won he was granted any one thing he wanted, and he wanted his soul back.

this is why i like spike better, he chose and fought to get his soul back, he wanted it more. this is shown in the 5th season episode of angel where spike beats angel to a supposed magical chalice, where who ever drinks of it is truly the vampire with the soul who was written ab...blah blah blah you dont want to hear all that.... point was it was a trick and it was filled with mountain dew, but spike sill one.

so i hope that rant helped fill the void left by the last vampire post

hope you all have a happy Halloween

warning this one may suck (hehe)

in honor of all hallowed eve i have decided to do my planed blog about vampires... more importantly the difference between the more popular interpretations of said vampires, and the new trend of the cuddly vampires.... some who sparkle *barf*

lets start with my favourite vampires

Buffy the vampire slayer vampires.

These vampires are demons who inhabit the corpse of a dead human.
they are super strong and fast,they also heal quickly but generally they have no extra ordinary powers like flight or shape shifting (not including Dracula, who you find out in season 8 comic run, actually got his powers separately from becoming a vampire) they also have super senses.

they need to drink human blood to survive, but can also survive on the blood of other animals like rats or pigs.

personally they are the human they were before but with out a soul and inhibitions.

there weaknesses are fire, sunlight, having there heart penitrated by wood and having there head severed from there bodies.

they are without souls thus they feel no remorse for there horrid actions until they are re souled like spike and angel, some take it better than others, some spend decades in guilt, some spend a month in a school basement.

though they are without souls they can still feel feelings of love and hate.

when they are killed they turn to dust... for easy clean up and avoiding those pesky murder charges from police officers who are out of the loop.

now that all being said they don't have the cool powers like some vampires do, so they may not win in a fight with some of the other vampires

secondly let us address the very similar

Blade movie vampires

they are similar to the buffy vamps, in that they have the same powers and turn to ash when they die.

as far as i know they can only survive on human blood or blades serum.

they are more scientific in origin, claiming that vampirism is a virus that is passed on from either from birth or bite.

they also have different weaknesses instead of a wooden stake to the heart they can be killed with a silver stake to any vital organ, also they are week to garlic. they are still weak to sun, but in the nature of being more scientific they are actually reactive to uv light natural or man made.

they are much different then there counterparts in marvel comics that blade is based on. i am not going to get into that because comics have way to much back story to try and sum up lets just say they were created by priests in atlantis before it sunk ... yeah told you

now for another one of my faves

night watch/day watch/twilight watch/final watch vampires.

the watch vampires are similar to blade vampires by way of being able to be born or turned through bite.

they are weak to sunlight yes but more so they are weak to high levels of alcohol and magic

vampires are licensed to hunt humans and are given a seal , if they get out of line the seal can be used to kill them instantly.

most vampires are just common low level dark others who are looked down on by other..uh others... yeah. they have no real power besides strength longer life and speed. the one power they do have is the ability to call humans to them like a siren.

some vampires can reach the level of higher vampires but it is hard to achieve as you have to completely drain 100 humans of blood. when they become higher vampires they are able to use magic in ways that lower vampires can't.

they are not inherently evil and some even choose to live on donated blood.

now for the trendy vampires

the ones you can take home to mother, sure angel was a good vampire, and so was spike eventually. but they were cool becasue they were unique and hell it was not even angel's choice to have his soul.

lets get into the new wave of vampres

Twilight vampires

yes everyone's favorite golden eyed smooth skinned sparkly vampire boyfriends

they can survive on animal blood but it takes years of training not to eat every human who walks by.

they are super strong and fast have all the senses as the other vampires but they have no weakness that the average human can take advantage of.

to be killed they must be dismembered and burned... a feat only another vampire can do, which is actually kind of cool in the way that it makes them scarier but it also means that us normies have no chance if they get hungry.

some of the vampires have special abilities but only if they had some sort of ability when they were human.


they are really way to popular for people who sparkle

now for the similar

The vampire diaries vampires

so far i don't know to much about them sept they seem a little bit more based on original vampire ideas but with the whole lovable vampire twist

they are strong and fast. when the feed on human blood they get faster and stronger and the ability to contoral human minds, summon mist and crows.....

i will learn more about them as the show goes on. till then i will with hold judgment.

well there are some vampires... there are WAY to many to get into so i stuck with tv and film
vampires (and even then not even close to all of them)
hope it was informitive

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as of tomorrow it will have been one year since my wife settled for me :)
yes a whole year of marital bliss

and what a year it has been. bought renovated and set up a house, have a baby on the way. we both have worked our little butts off to keep our lives happy.

sure there have been disagreements and the such, but every day i get to go to bed beside my best friend and the most beautiful woman in the world, so obviously it is all worth it.

my child will be here in a matter of months and i could not be more excited.. and a little worried

i am mostly worried about when the child becomes older and i have to be the parent, discipline them when they are doing something bad, even if it is adorable at the same time. i have to not laugh and be stern ... not easy to do.

then there is the obvious changing of diapers that i am NOT looking forward too but that is obvious.

what i am looking forward to is playing with him/her, raising them and trying to teach them wrong from right, and that green lantern is the greatest superhero ever and not jack bauer like some people may think (sorry hunny)

also i am looking forward to rising to the challenge, i don't know if i will be a good father but i do know i will never stop trying to be, i just hope when he/she grows up they can look at me like i look at my parents and know that even though they are not perfect they did the best possible job and i am proud of them.

that right there is they key, to let them know you love them and you are doing the best you can for them, hopefully it will be enough.

well heres hoping i make the grade.