UNTIL.... you have kids....
this is an ongoing list of things i never expected to say or do in my life... and yet here they come....
1. "there's a tub in my tub??" - said when you go to have a shower and there is a small bathtub in my bathtub.
2. "wow what a great dookie." - never did i think i would ever be excited of another human's bodily functions... yet when your kid doesn't dookie for 2 days and drops a bomb you get excited... strange eh
3. "hahahahah" "what?" "he peed on me" - to think that i would ever get peed on and find it funny is ludicrous
4. "those kids shouldn't be doing that." - when you see some kids doing something you had fun doing, yet may be dangerous, you now see the error of your youthful ways.
5. after a day of a baby crying all day and giving you no rest, he finally goes to bed......"i miss him."
6. holding your baby all day and finally having someone take him..... a wanting to take him back immediately (related to no 5)
that is all for now.... as my son only sleeps for short amounts of time ..... and i miss him.....
Monday, May 10, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
never would of thunk it
so today i saw an under cover police car. not to uncommon but something was different about this one.
when you think of an under cover police car what do you think of, i think of a normal police car but dark blue and with the lights hidden unless turned on, heck i have even seen dark blue dodge chargers, but there always dark blue and shiny and clean.
this car, as i said was different ..... it was an older beat up silver Pontiac g6... who the hell would of suspected that eh... ingenious in its simplicity, i can picture the meeting at the police station now.
Captain: "we haven't been having as much luck with our under cover officers as we would like, any one have any suggestions?"
random cop: "how bout we stop washing them every day."
Cap: "what do you mean?"\
cop: "well, who has a 3 year old car that is clean as new every day, while i am at it, why not use a different type of car then we use for the regular cruisers too."
Cap: "...... uhhhh?"
cop: "people know what a cop car looks like even when it doesn't have a set of lights on top."
Cap: "...... wow, how come no one has ever suggested this before????"
Cop: " i dunno too busy shooting bears??"
HEY YO
that bear joke is timely but i am sure it will stand the test of time.
when you think of an under cover police car what do you think of, i think of a normal police car but dark blue and with the lights hidden unless turned on, heck i have even seen dark blue dodge chargers, but there always dark blue and shiny and clean.
this car, as i said was different ..... it was an older beat up silver Pontiac g6... who the hell would of suspected that eh... ingenious in its simplicity, i can picture the meeting at the police station now.
Captain: "we haven't been having as much luck with our under cover officers as we would like, any one have any suggestions?"
random cop: "how bout we stop washing them every day."
Cap: "what do you mean?"\
cop: "well, who has a 3 year old car that is clean as new every day, while i am at it, why not use a different type of car then we use for the regular cruisers too."
Cap: "...... uhhhh?"
cop: "people know what a cop car looks like even when it doesn't have a set of lights on top."
Cap: "...... wow, how come no one has ever suggested this before????"
Cop: " i dunno too busy shooting bears??"
HEY YO
that bear joke is timely but i am sure it will stand the test of time.
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