babies are anarchist's

thats right i said it,

baby's hate order, they see a shelf of dvd's they have to pull them off, you pile his bricks up into a building he knocks it down, you put there toys away they pull them out again even if they aren't playing with them.

baby's crave chaos. if babies ruled the world all would be lost to whims and fancy, and poop.

yet just like true anarchist's the secretly need order, set nap and feeding times. the constant of parental love.

despite the baby's foolish desire for chaos, it is order they truly need.

never say never

UNTIL.... you have kids....

this is an ongoing list of things i never expected to say or do in my life... and yet here they come....

1. "there's a tub in my tub??" - said when you go to have a shower and there is a small bathtub in my bathtub.

2. "wow what a great dookie." - never did i think i would ever be excited of another human's bodily functions... yet when your kid doesn't dookie for 2 days and drops a bomb you get excited... strange eh

3. "hahahahah" "what?" "he peed on me" - to think that i would ever get peed on and find it funny is ludicrous

4. "those kids shouldn't be doing that." - when you see some kids doing something you had fun doing, yet may be dangerous, you now see the error of your youthful ways.

5. after a day of a baby crying all day and giving you no rest, he finally goes to bed......"i miss him."

6. holding your baby all day and finally having someone take him..... a wanting to take him back immediately (related to no 5)

that is all for now.... as my son only sleeps for short amounts of time ..... and i miss him.....

whats a blog?????

so here i am close to 4 months with out a real blog update... that's redonkulous right.... bite me it has been a busy time for me.... i had a kid after all...

Thats right Monday January 25th at 5:08 am weighing 7 pounds 5 and measuring in at 19.5 inches Lachlan William Viger ESQ (ok not ESQ) was born.

since then there have been some good times and some worrying times, he has already had a urinary tract infection and due to his young age he had to be admitted to the hospital for 7 days of observation and IV antibiotics.... so yeah sorry i didn't come on and rant *sarcasm*

but there have been so many moments that make it all worth while... like when he wakes up in the morning and i go to get him, he sees me and gets his huge smile... or when he does things like makes a sound so loud he startles him self, or has long in depth conversations with his good friend toucan Pam. this kid is so damn cute you want to hug him till he squishes, which i have been told i am not aloud to do.

so his 3 month birthday is approaching (happens to fall on my fathers birthday) and he is starting to sleep better, he sleeps through the night no problem from 8(ish)pm until somewhere between 6 and 7 am, his day time naps are improving as well but were still working on that... and by we i mean mostly my lovely wife.

ah yes my wife, here all day with the little Lach-ness-monster, dealing with his crying and refusal to stay asleep for the length of time his body needs, and does it all with a smile, she is the proudest mother there could be. heck she even refuses to be called anything but mommy now because its the best title she could ever want.

so does this rant mean that maybe i will have time to post more blogs in the future... who knows but i will try, i mean Dave is probably going through withdrawal with out them.

achhooooooooooooooooo.....oooooo

i have had what seems like 3 weeks of heavy allergies .. sneezing runny nose ... needless to say i am extra sexy lately ohhyeah baby

..... speakin of babies!!
as you may know my wife is prego... thus babies.... i had a realization the other day... when my baby is old enough to get into music my fave bands will not be around... bands like metallica who were actually around before I was born, will surly be gone, though hopefully not forgotten. hopefully they will be able to survive the test of time, but what of less popular/famous bands, like say the offspring, awesome band and yes they have been around for a good long while... but will they stay around or am i going to have to introduce my child to them with outdated cd's!! they will think i am crazy? or will they? i mean lots of kids are into rush and led zeppelin and the Beatles still. why not the offspring in 16 years? this is of serious concern to me... i am strange :)


now for a review of last weeks comics

"red" hulk 14: still have no idea who he is.... strating to not care

Teen Titans 74: WHY do they always kill off the ones i like.... first of they killed superboy, over at marvel they killed Icarus, now kid devil all my second (possably third) tier characters are falling to the waist side... good thing they brought superboy back... lesions my pain

flash rebirth 4: lot of info in one issue, i am totally going to have to reread this whole series a couple times once it is done, its beautiful though, you can love it just for the art mmm purdy

Batman the widening gyre 1: kevin smith returns to batman whooot..... since when does poison ivy want to bone batman....love the idea of ivy using pot plants to try and make batman high... classic smith humour all the way through, good story telling much better than Batman: Cacophony, which i just couldn't get into even though i liked onomatopoeia as a villain and apparently only smith is aloud to use him. so a good issue to start off his and walts second series.


thats all i got for now.... need to have a funny blog soon or i may loose Dave as a fan ;)

do you see little yellow boxes too

first off today i went to my wife's doctor appointment, it was quick and uneventful until the doctor tried to listen to the baby's heart beat, it probably only took him a matter of seconds to find it but i swear to god it felt like an hour, and i didn't take a single breath that whole time. i almost died, my wife finds it hilarious. evil she is.

also watch knowing, i downloaded it illegally ....... i mean rented it yes rented it its good and i love the ending. it has strong biblical parallels, but in a not obvious ways, so want to be nick cage... some days.

also, i still hate pants.

ALSO (lots of also's today) i want to be as cool as the parents on grounded for life (great show watch it)