Every Friday morning i see people posting TGIF, seriously you all suck.
who are you people who work Monday to Friday jobs, what wold is this. the majority of us people work Saturdays, because we all suck.
i am advocating for a ban on "TGIF" unless of course we are talking about the wicked cool line up on abc (go teen angle go). until we all work Monday to Friday jobs we should be kind to us weekend impaired, if you do work Monday to Friday you have no idea how much it sucks to have to see all that stuff every week.
so please stop, i will give you cookies*
*cookies will automatically be installed on your computer when visiting my blog
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Saturday, October 23, 2010
babies are anarchist's
thats right i said it,
baby's hate order, they see a shelf of dvd's they have to pull them off, you pile his bricks up into a building he knocks it down, you put there toys away they pull them out again even if they aren't playing with them.
baby's crave chaos. if babies ruled the world all would be lost to whims and fancy, and poop.
yet just like true anarchist's the secretly need order, set nap and feeding times. the constant of parental love.
despite the baby's foolish desire for chaos, it is order they truly need.
baby's hate order, they see a shelf of dvd's they have to pull them off, you pile his bricks up into a building he knocks it down, you put there toys away they pull them out again even if they aren't playing with them.
baby's crave chaos. if babies ruled the world all would be lost to whims and fancy, and poop.
yet just like true anarchist's the secretly need order, set nap and feeding times. the constant of parental love.
despite the baby's foolish desire for chaos, it is order they truly need.
Friday, October 15, 2010
wipes off the cobwebs
test test does this thing still work???
hmm seems to, lets see for sure
Bless me followers for i have sined, it has been 3 months since my last blog.
lots has happened in these 3 months, my son is now (almost) 9 months old.
he not only sits up by him self he stands up walks along the couch talks (i swear he says dada) and has one tooth. he seems to have the superhuman ability to constantly become cuter and cuter.
he loves to laugh and play. also likes to eat the phone and splash in the tub.
he is a constant source of joy in my life. i live to come home and play tag with him and my lovely wife.
any day now he will be walking and running and causing (more) trouble.
he also loves cheerios but then who doesn't
also i have moved within my job i no longer deliver furniture, ok well i still do, but my job is now technically a collector. i get to call all the people who don't pay there bills. so far its fun.
all this and i am still handsome, why is everyone laughing?????? you all suck i am going to bed.
hmm seems to, lets see for sure
Bless me followers for i have sined, it has been 3 months since my last blog.
lots has happened in these 3 months, my son is now (almost) 9 months old.
he not only sits up by him self he stands up walks along the couch talks (i swear he says dada) and has one tooth. he seems to have the superhuman ability to constantly become cuter and cuter.
he loves to laugh and play. also likes to eat the phone and splash in the tub.
he is a constant source of joy in my life. i live to come home and play tag with him and my lovely wife.
any day now he will be walking and running and causing (more) trouble.
he also loves cheerios but then who doesn't
also i have moved within my job i no longer deliver furniture, ok well i still do, but my job is now technically a collector. i get to call all the people who don't pay there bills. so far its fun.
all this and i am still handsome, why is everyone laughing?????? you all suck i am going to bed.
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