never would of thunk it

so today i saw an under cover police car. not to uncommon but something was different about this one.

when you think of an under cover police car what do you think of, i think of a normal police car but dark blue and with the lights hidden unless turned on, heck i have even seen dark blue dodge chargers, but there always dark blue and shiny and clean.

this car, as i said was different ..... it was an older beat up silver Pontiac g6... who the hell would of suspected that eh... ingenious in its simplicity, i can picture the meeting at the police station now.

Captain: "we haven't been having as much luck with our under cover officers as we would like, any one have any suggestions?"

random cop: "how bout we stop washing them every day."

Cap: "what do you mean?"\

cop: "well, who has a 3 year old car that is clean as new every day, while i am at it, why not use a different type of car then we use for the regular cruisers too."

Cap: "...... uhhhh?"

cop: "people know what a cop car looks like even when it doesn't have a set of lights on top."

Cap: "...... wow, how come no one has ever suggested this before????"

Cop: " i dunno too busy shooting bears??"



HEY YO


that bear joke is timely but i am sure it will stand the test of time.

whats a blog?????

so here i am close to 4 months with out a real blog update... that's redonkulous right.... bite me it has been a busy time for me.... i had a kid after all...

Thats right Monday January 25th at 5:08 am weighing 7 pounds 5 and measuring in at 19.5 inches Lachlan William Viger ESQ (ok not ESQ) was born.

since then there have been some good times and some worrying times, he has already had a urinary tract infection and due to his young age he had to be admitted to the hospital for 7 days of observation and IV antibiotics.... so yeah sorry i didn't come on and rant *sarcasm*

but there have been so many moments that make it all worth while... like when he wakes up in the morning and i go to get him, he sees me and gets his huge smile... or when he does things like makes a sound so loud he startles him self, or has long in depth conversations with his good friend toucan Pam. this kid is so damn cute you want to hug him till he squishes, which i have been told i am not aloud to do.

so his 3 month birthday is approaching (happens to fall on my fathers birthday) and he is starting to sleep better, he sleeps through the night no problem from 8(ish)pm until somewhere between 6 and 7 am, his day time naps are improving as well but were still working on that... and by we i mean mostly my lovely wife.

ah yes my wife, here all day with the little Lach-ness-monster, dealing with his crying and refusal to stay asleep for the length of time his body needs, and does it all with a smile, she is the proudest mother there could be. heck she even refuses to be called anything but mommy now because its the best title she could ever want.

so does this rant mean that maybe i will have time to post more blogs in the future... who knows but i will try, i mean Dave is probably going through withdrawal with out them.

coming soon

coming soon to my blog (hopefully)....

1. Why Transformers 2 sucks

2. baby bloging

3. the broccoli is a miracle guy pisses me off

4. spiderman movie news rants

5. general geekdom

i am really hoping to have some time to flush out these topics i am sure once the baby comes i will have plenty of time......... for some reason my wife is laughing at me.

nov 25th

i know i have had internet issues but seriously that is almost a month..... i suck

ok here we go for a quicky

one i just turned 25 and the same day was 4 weeks until my son is born.... god did i feel old... but in a good way.
i am 25 years old and i have a beautiful wife nice home son on the way... i feel good abotu where i am in life.... could use a higher paying job but then again who couldn't right..... well bill gates i think is ok... bastard

also Jerry O'Connell is an underrated actor

and screw you fox stop canceling all of joss wedon's shows.... bastards..

Christmas is coming Christmas is coming yippy

i am thirsty....

so i cannot promise to blog more in the new year but i can promise that when i do, it will have alot of new baby humor in it..... yay poop jokes

cause i will probably not blog before christmas merry Christmas to all

p.s. i can't wait till my lil lach ness monster shows up :D

what the F#@K is the internet

i will be internet-less for a couple of days (until Tuesday sometime) as i am switching from Rogers to Bell... we are also swithcing over our phone and tv so i will be getting a new phone number and tv package... luckily we own the pvr not rent it so we will have cable up to when they cut us off... which should be Sunday... and have new tv back on Tuesday morning....its all very exciting

couple of quick notes to hold off my adoring fans

watch TURTLES FOREVER it is amazing lol

also watch Star trek... if you can get past sylar as spock (which i must say is not easy) then you are set

one month until Christmas.... are you ready... i'm not.. but almost... and less then a month until my birthday.... buy me lots of purdy gifts lol kidding

phlem does the body good

so here is the update on life of andrew... hey wait... don't leave...... it will be interesting i assure you.... hopefully

anywho.. big news first according to the doctor me and my wife are having a baby boy... his name will be Lachlan William Viger... and he won't be aweSOME he will be aweLOT!!!

this has been interesting bit of information as we were (for some reason) convinced we were having a girl (no one tell him). also we have been able to buy some non green and yellow clothes... it is making it all the more real... i am having a son :)

also we had our first pre-natal class.... kind of a let down as we spent half the class .... meditating... we figured they would be talking about breathing and all that but our teacher is a meditation specialist or something and we will be focusing ALOT on breathing and going to a happy place so my wife doesn't notice she is pushing out a human being.... yeah right ok

we were also disappointed to find out that there is no hospital tour (which was a main factor in signing up for this thing in the first place) they actually give you a dvd of the hospital tour ... so very personal.... then you have to bring the dvd back..... yeah they don't even let you keep it... not like anyone would want to but still.

also Christmas is coming.... i know this because i have a Christmas tree up in my living room... we weren't going to put it up yet, but we were doing other decorating and we needed to know how big it was going to be so we could plan around it.... so up it went... and it is freagin huge... nice though lights already on it and if we want... it spins.... we do not want... but still cool

oh and my ankle is puffy.... and hurty..... but getting better. i twisted it at work on saturday, that cupled with this cold that seems to be on the way out has made everything slow going. god bless cough medication (especially the night time ones)

I SEE SNUFFLEUPAGUS PEOPLE!!

thats right... 40 years of sesame street as of today.... thats 40 years of big bird but only 24 years of elmo.... that annoying red little guy.

as much as sesame street has influfanced everyone who grew up since 1969 i mostly want to talk about puppets.... that's right puppets.

I FREAKIN LOVE PUPPETS.... and not in any kinda creepy way. i just love them ... the muppets were my favorite when i was growing up, i just enjoy them and i don't know why. Maybe it is because (as far as i know) i never had an imaginary friend and i always wanted one... i tried but none of them would be my friend. stuck up imaginary people...

anywho for what ever reason i have a deep appreciation for puppets... there is a skill to it too that should not be over looked. its really an art, creating characters and making them move so that you can almost believe they are real.