don't call it a comeback... who says that?

time for a list of things i hate.... special driving edition
old things i hate here, here and possibly here


now onto the new things i hate about driving!!

as you can tell from past rants i hate driving even though i do it for a living.... so i have lots of little things that make up the whole of why i hate it

1. people who don't understand turn signals, you use it not only to turn but to change lanes you know, and you have to put it on BEFORE you turn so people know ahead of time that you will so they can prepare, it is NOT just something you have to do because it is the law it is something to keep everyone safe, because if you don't do it i will kill you.... you have been warned

2. people who drive to slowly, the speed limit isn't the fastest you can go it is how fast you MUST go (as long as they guy in front of you isn't going slower of course, but then this is directed at that person not you, your ok) going to slow is called impeading trafic and it is just as bad as speeding.

3. people who almost come to a complete stop before turning into a driveway or parking lot. you are still part of traffic even though you have decided you need a double double and a blueberry doughnut (this portion of the rant brought to you by Tim Hortins, coffee is gross)

4. bikers (the pedal kind not the scary kind that kills people in barns) on the road, i know the law here is that they are NOT aloud to be on the sidewalk but that is stupid, what would you rather happen, a person on a bike hit someone walking, yeah it sucks and someone might break a bone at the most, but if that biker was on the road and he gets hit by a car.... no more biker. priorities people come on. and if they are on the road then they MUST obey the road, ie stooping at stop lights, riding on the right side of the road, and remember that impeding traffic thing i mentioned, if you have a pile of cars behind you pull over and let them pass.

5. people who txt or talk on the phone while driving, PAY THE F@#K ATTENTION there is some dick on his bike in front of you!!!

6. dogs in cars, not all dogs in cars, just the ones who sit on the drivers lap, or those ones who move around the car a lot. if your dog can't behave leave him at home. i am not getting tboned because your dog was chewing on one.

7. construction, DAMN IT

8. when it rains and people lose there shit, no one seems to remember how to drive with the addition of water. they are mogwai, little water and watch out a hundred idiots on the road

9. those d-bags who have the 34 inch sub in there trunk that vibrates the bolts off my wheels at the stop light, yeah thanks i kinda need those, and no one likes that lame euro trance you are pumping out at 23452 db thanks

10. people who don't drive in lanes, this includes people who drive in 2 lanes and people who drive through the parking spots on the side of the road when there is no one parked there, its not a freakin lane learn how to drive.

11. when your driving and BAM..... ya gatta go poop.... i don't think i need to explain this.

12. gas... this is not related to the above one, i mean paying for fuel LAME

13. when your driving and you leg cramps.. you can't really stretch it out so you just have to deal with it.

14. when the people at leons yell at you for doing donuts in there parking lot after a heavy wet snow fall.. (this one actually happened to my dad... good times)

15. getting stuck in said snow.

ok that is all i have for today but i am sure there are plenty more, and yes i know there are some good things about driving so its still the best option most times.

and all the ones that take place on the road are only annoying when they are doing it even when it is safe not to, obviously i am not going to yell at someone who is driving 4o in a 50 during a monsoon.